The perks of being a waitress

1. I work two nights a week,  from 6 pm to 12 am. I don’t know how my alarm sounds anymore.

2. I can stare at people and at what they are eating without looking like a freak of nature.

3. I can hang out in the kitchen and have the chef giving me food.

4. I can talk to cute boys without looking like I am hitting on them.

5. I work two nights a week,  from 6 pm to 12 am. I don’t know how my alarm sounds anymore.

6. I get to know people. Some are friendly, some are not. Some are nice, some are not. But I get to know people.

7. I get free beer at the end of your shift. And free food.

8. I can observe how people’s reactions gradually change according to how hungry they are or to how hungry they get. This makes me think of how much our attitude is related to food. When one is hungry, no limos, luxury apartments or millions of dollars in the bank can make them as happy as a burger can.

9. You need half a brain to do it. Meaning, if you have an entire brain, you don’t get mentally exhausted. You can have your mind wandering while doing your job.

10. 1. I work two nights a week,  from 6 pm to 12 am. I don’t know how my alarm sounds anymore.

 

To be honest, I think I am gonna be very sad when I have to get a real job. Being a waitress is fun and all but it doesn’t pay for all the trips I dream of.  Too bad, indeed.

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8 thoughts on “The perks of being a waitress

  1. sakuraandme says:

    Hahaha!

    I agree when a mans hungry… look out! Lol
    That burger is better than sex! Lol

    Pfft! Who needs a real job anyway! Haha
    Yours sounds fun. Have a good day at work. Hugs to you. Paula xxx

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      1. sakuraandme says:

        God damned bills! Why don’t they pay themselves!! Lol

        I’m learning in 2 weeks of being single that paying the bills alone…SUCKS!! Haha Agree?

        Hugs my lovely Lavinia
        Xxxx

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      2. sakuraandme says:

        God damned bills! Why don’t they pay themselves!! Lol

        I’m learning in 2 weeks of being single that paying the bills alone…SUCKS!! Haha Agree?

        Hugs my lovely Lavinia
        Xxxx

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    1. Lavinia says:

      It is quite fun for a temp job. But I think I need to quit though. I have already put on weight. Of course, another alternative would be to stop eating. But quiting seems easier somehow…:)))

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